08.10.06

Rocking Horse Toilet

Posted in Bathroom at 5:47 pm by Bassam


Actually, it doesn’t really rock, which is a good thing… I imagine that the added motion would be even more distracting.

Even better, the presence of footstands “provides real health benefits by raising the knees above the waist, which facilitates a thorough expulsion of waste“… And, as my close friends know, I’m all for more thorough ways of expelling waste!

Although I would not use this without a cowboy hat to wave around while I do my thing.

Link to Product Page

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Nine-Bladed Scissors

Posted in Japan at 5:31 pm by Bassam


You know, I’ve just about had it up to here with these puny scissors that the Man expects us to use!

This is what I’m talkin’ about… nine beautiful blades to make quick work of any paper that needs to be confetti-ized. It’s the perfect gift for those who can’t take the unholy noise most paper-shredders make. Only $19.80!

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna take a pair of these and go running…

Link to Gizmodo post
Link to Product Page (in Japanese)

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