08.10.06
Rocking Horse Toilet

Actually, it doesn’t really rock, which is a good thing… I imagine that the added motion would be even more distracting.
Even better, the presence of footstands “provides real health benefits by raising the knees above the waist, which facilitates a thorough expulsion of waste“… And, as my close friends know, I’m all for more thorough ways of expelling waste!
Although I would not use this without a cowboy hat to wave around while I do my thing.