Bass-Foo » Funny http://www.bass-foo.com Like kung-foo, only 40 pounds heavier... Weird stuff found on the web Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:06:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 PI Joke http://www.bass-foo.com/2005/10/03/pi-joke/ http://www.bass-foo.com/2005/10/03/pi-joke/#comments Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 Bassam http://www.bass-foo.com/2005/10/03/pi-joke/


This made me laugh and laugh. The hidden message says HELP I’M TRAPPED IN A UNIVERSE FACTORY.

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Arrrrr Matey! September 19th is the International Talk like a pirate day. In honor of this day, enjoy the Corsair Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
Arrrrr!

Talk Like A Pirate Day – September 19

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Just kidding! This is a “pet dry room” that groomers can use to dry dogs quickly and efficiently. It also protects the pooches from skin rashes.
Infrared powered pet dry room

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This is very geeky, and only for die-hard Unix users:
See how things might have been if Microsoft had done vi…

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For those worry-warts out there who check up on the Homeland Security Alert level every 5 minutes (I’m looking at you, Fox News!), this blanket will reflect the current alert level with an indicating light, and by getting warmer.
Wonderful! Now, when thermonuclear war breaks out, and I can my nice and comfy in my toasty bed.

~Homeland Security Blanket~

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Hooray! Finally, women may now pee standing up!

P-Mate – For the Ladies : Gizmodo

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Not only is it functional, but it may evoke deep feelings of empathy (or violence!). It’s called “The Ex”, and is obviously targeted at the burned-lover/spouse category. $79.99 includes the stainless steel knives.
The color hides the bloodstains…

Link to Gizmodo Story

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A Neistat Brothers movie poking fun at the Hot Coffee controversy for GTA San Andreas. Very funny.

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A very funny and cool flash movie. It’s a physics lesson in the Super Mario Brothers universe. The part where Mario breaks the sound barrier is great! Definitely worth seeing.

Link

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A hilarious video spoof of GTA by Dave Chappelle. I really hope all the problems surrounding season 3 get resolved. The man’s a genius!

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