04.08.09
High-tech Hands-Free Cellphone Kit
Naturally, the title is sarcastic.
Like kung-foo, only 40 pounds heavier… Weird stuff found on the web

Cutely Gross? After getting a few plush microbes from my beloved last Chrismas, this may be next on my list. You guessed it… it’s our favorite human waste characters, all cute and stuff. Bonus: They’re colored appropriately.
May Be Best To Keep These in the Toilet, But Your Call – Gizmodo

Don’t you love the Japanese? You hang these things from your phone, like all those cellphone trinkets that are all the rage among teenage girls. When your phone rings, you get a specific whiff of some special odor.
This would be great if you could pick the odor… like my fiance’s perfume, or my brother’s body-odor…

A PC case that is made entirely out of cardboard. You just remove all of the perforated sections, fold along the dotted likes, and presto: One cardboard PC! Just don’t get it wet…
Why would one use black toilet paper? Dunno… Maybe to hide the shit stains.
Black Toilet Paper – Gizmodo

Just kidding! This is a “pet dry room” that groomers can use to dry dogs quickly and efficiently. It also protects the pooches from skin rashes.
Infrared powered pet dry room
Before and after pics of Supermodels that have been photoshopped. I’ll never trust magazine spreads again!

Creepy. A company is planning to offer video screen attached to tombstones, so that visitors can watch video of the deceased. The screens will be solar-powered, and will only output audio through a headphone jack, so the cemetary won’t be filled with the cacophany of dead people’s voices.
If this takes off, I see a new pastime emerging… cemetary television!

To keep your nuts and berries cool on those warm days on the field. Check out the icon in the middle of the fan…